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These ads are humorously nonsensical.

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The story of the stolen gems is so dramatically stated that I have no doubt that hundreds of well-to-do family memebers rushed to the bank to request a safe deposit box. But the MONDAY sale -- This one does take the cake for confusing language and lack of sense!